"blacktruck18" (blacktruck14)
02/21/2016 at 15:06 • Filed to: None
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"blacktruck18" (blacktruck14)
02/21/2016 at 15:06 • Filed to: None | 3
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“Here son, hold my beer koo.... magical wrist super hero power thingees.”
It doesn’t get much more Nascar than this.
TheHondaBro
> blacktruck18
02/21/2016 at 15:08 |
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Paging Yamahog.
yamahog
> TheHondaBro
02/21/2016 at 15:33 |
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great, now these rotten kids are stealing perfectly good koozies??? ADD IT TO THE FILE
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blacktruck18
> yamahog
02/21/2016 at 15:37 |
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Damn, you are even more anti two legged money wasters than me.
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yamahog
> blacktruck18
02/21/2016 at 15:40 |
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lol, don’t worry, I don’t keep an actual file!
(IRL I’m not anti-kid, just devoutly anti-kids-of-my-own, and keep it to myself unless prodded)
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blacktruck18
> yamahog
02/21/2016 at 15:47 |
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Same here, my nieces and friends kids are cool, none for me and Mrs blacktruck though, we are good with a cat and dog and even those are annoying sometimes.
Xyl0c41n3
> yamahog
02/21/2016 at 15:50 |
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My answer to the incessant “do you have kids?” question, because it’s so utterly fucking strange in the Latino community for a Latina of a certain age to not have kids, is to deadpan, “I have a cat.”
People are so accustomed to hearing “yes” or “no” that answering with that usually shuts up the follow-up, “Well, don’t you want any?”
FTR, I’m neither here nor there on that follow-up question, but I also don’t believe in putting the cart before the horse.
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yamahog
> Xyl0c41n3
02/21/2016 at 16:28 |
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If someone casually asks when/if we’re having kids, I put on a smile and say “they don’t make child seats for motorcycles!”
If someone’s really prying about it, I tell them “I can’t.”
If that doesn’t shut them up and I’m feeling salty, I explain that I can’t because an entire surgical team found my rationale acceptable enough to perform a tubal ligation on a 24-year-old. I had to convince surgeons and nurses, but I sure as shit don’t need to convince anyone else now :)
Also -I have a family history of bipolar disorder and a blood condition that predisposes me to miscarry. I’ve never wanted kids, and certainly not enough to risk that.
Svend
> yamahog
02/21/2016 at 16:40 |
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When I was 16 I wanted kids later in life, now I’m 36 I’m more, nope not for me.
When I think about having kids I just have to look at kids acting up and misbehaving around me and I smile knowing that they aren’t mine and I can go home in the morning have a beer and a pizza and go to bed when I want.